March 10, 2003 --- One week to war. What an appropriate month to start a war --- March! Well, seven days to go. Are ya gettin' excited out there? Oh boy, we're gonna kill somebody!
I feel like I'm wathing a "Bugs Bunny" cartoon. "Of course, you know, this means war."
Now we know what that "W" really stands for.
Have you taken a good look at George's ears. With those ears George could be a cartoon character for all we know. Judge Doom!
We went from "Bugs Bunny" to "Roger Rabbit" in on stroke of the pen. Or we could call him the "March Hare". But this ain't Wonderland.
THAT'S IT! He has a wild hare up his ass!
Please, somebody give this man a fleets enima before he decides to hire Steven Bochco to do "War - The Musical!".
His timing would be a little off though. Broadway's on strike. Too bad it's about money and not a war protest. At least that would have been worthwhile. I can't believe these people are striking over how many people are in the orchestra pit when so much more important stuff is going on. Actually, it puts into perspective what we are about as a nation. GREED! They are just following their leader, after all. That's what this whole war is about - GREED!
George wants it all. He wants to be able to say who gets what in the world. "If you behave like I want you to, then we'll feed your people." I say: "Let my people go!" Control - George wants it! I've never seen someone so small be so power hungry - not even Napolean!
I was reading an article yesterday where a German Official likened George to a "Dictator". George is , of course, screaming for his head. Wouldn't you think Germany would know a dictator when they saw one? After all, they had the worst one, so far, in modern history. I guess that's just one more thing George wants to be the best at.
I figured it out. He wants to succeed so bad that he tries too hard, and that's what screws things up. Either that, or, he really is as dumb and he looks. God help us!
Earlier there was a woman in Germany's cabinet that came out and said George was acting like Hitler. When their Chancellor was re-elcted he didn't bring her back on board. George was pissed because she wasn't fired when she made the statement. I sure hope George doesn't nead my site! He'll be separating my head from my shoulders, just like Henry VIII. Isn't it amazing how you can link George with every evil ruler that ever lived and it fits like an iron fist in a velvet glove?
I haven't seen anyone so Hell bent on taking over the world since "Pinky and the Brain". But which one is he? Notice how we slipped right back into cartoons again? "George W. Bush - The Cartoon Network Years", what a great title. That's one for his Presidential Library!
Anybody see the press conference on Thursday night? Something's been buggin' me ever since. Is it me, or was George using a teleprompter to answer the questions he was being asked. EVERY time he was asked a question, he would hesitate, look down, and say "um" like he was scanning a text for the answer. The pauses weren't for effect either. They were more like awkward, uncomfortable pauses. He even made a joke about the whole thing being scripted down to who he called on and in what order. And he not only didn't call on the most senior press member, who, out of courtesy, always gets a question, and who happens to be a woman, but, I don't recall him calling on ANY women. There were some there, I saw them. He not only showed bad mannors, he displayed issues with dealing with women in general. Could this stem from a domineering mother? Old Babs looks like she could crack the whip pretty well.
Just like nothing is sacred in his persuit of oil, so, nothing is sacred to me when it comes to him, even his "rents". Face it, folks. Pop looks like a happy idiot and Mom looks like a decendant of Attila the Hun. That's one angry looking woman, even if she does wear comfortable shoes. So let's see, George looks like Dad and Acts like Mom. Someone said something dispairaging about George once and I swear I saw flames shoot our of the womans eyes on national TV!
I have this picture of George in my head. He's sitting at his desk in the Oval Office. In one hand he has the "Hot Line". The other is poised over a big red button. The caption reads: "What. Me worry?" Take a look at his face and picture it. All he needs is the freckles. He is the guy from "Mad Magazine". The key word here being "Mad".
I may be a little nuts. But George is mad. Completely and certifiably mad. I can see him dancing lightly down the hallways of the White House laughing like Frank Gorshin in "Batman".
At a press conference the other day, Ted Kennedy said, "the biggest threat to peace lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue". I'm so glad to see at least one Politian has the balls to stand up to Attila the Shrimp. 50% of Americans, 100's of other countries and 10 thousand Elvis fans can't be wrong.
You've been a lovely audience. Thank you, and Good Night!
Posted by cdedwards at March 10, 2003 02:48 PM