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"smart AND sexy",
"professor in the science of BUH",
"now with uncontrollable urge to punch you",
"free toy inside!",
"free AND available",
"wishing you a happy whatever, everyday",
"2000 lawsuits and counting",
"first afro-klingon-american with a green card",
"controlling the weather...WITH MY MIND",
"because it hurts SO good",
"painfully painful....AND FUNNY",
"always dangerously close to the sun",
"because polar bears don't cuddle",
"causing vehicular genocide on a daily basis",
"home of the ever deaf kupo",
"OMG, YOU SAW ME ON OKCUPID!!11!!1EIGHT",
"where the deer and the antelope play..in my pants",
"carnivorous AND lovable",
"SWING ON DEEZ!",
"totally wasting your time",
"proud member of LOS LOCOS",
"recovering ragnarok online addict",
"/gg /gg /gg /gg",
"winner of the 1988 miami nintendo finals",
"mmm....smells like flowers...and death",
"king of internet voice acting",
"kid.shutup",
"giving heartattacks to kids",
"issuing bubble gum and razorblades on halloween",
"performing well... for an insect",
"includes multiple personalities and kung fu grip",
"needs salt",
"taghbej mu'qaD veS!",
"free hugs and glomps welcome",
"because ascii porn sucks",
"former home of the hentai house",
"results! using the weirding way",
"FUCK YOU PIGS!",
"best viewed at 1024x768 and with eyes",
"~STEAAAALLLING~",
"...and bells and bells and bells..",
"the guy you love to hate..and viceversa",
"gannon-banned",
"{s con\\con",
"living in the united communist states of america",
"someone broke the southern oracle :((((((((",
"drinking a cappucino on an iceberg",
"refusing to play system shock 2 since 2004",
"scaring children on a daily basis",
"danger is my maiden name",
"ph33r my gold chainses",
"confused for paul netto 5 times a week",
"badgers?  we don't need no stinking badgers!",
"AHTM3 release date: 3 days til never",
"DO NOT OPEN UNTIL DOOMSDAY",
"making an appearance at a walmart near you",
"now...let's try drums [/asian accent]",
"the rodney dangerfield of electronic music",
"making koan look like hammerhead",
"yes, i made the jersey video",
"yes, i made the vsnares video",
"yes, i helped with ahtm",
"now with further prolonged release dates!",
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".....shit",
"<sub>n</sub>e<sup>r</sup>d<sub> p</sub>o<sup>w</sup>a<sub>h</sub>h<sup>h</sup>!<sub>!</sub>!<sup>!</sup>",
"<s>not fully compatible with osx<\/s> nevermind",
"joining the war on terrorable music",
"spiteful scientist",
"one sugar cube, 1 part green, 2 parts clear",
"noted pessimist",
"angry...fucking angry",
"random message 74 and counting",
"10 minutes til trinity",
"5 minutes til trinity",
"1 minute til trinity",
"pound sand, cocknuts",
"member of the samurais of the uber new hax",
"you'd like it if you had robot ears",
"DRIVE MONKEY, DRIVE!",
"because the history channel is made for divining",
"i keep telling you!  use max/msp, asshole!",
"baltitronic.net",
"now with too many projects to handle",
"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?????",
"hi mett, this gang calling",
"dlog.html?dlog",
"i will fucking end you",
"now with more now....NOW!",
"because this joke won't end",
"for shizzle...or something",
"because i said so",
"eeeeeeyooooeewewwowowo",
"asdfuckshit",
"tomaxamot: da bomb, fo' real",
"tab is good....really",
"coke blak...that's all i can say",
"goddamnit",
"really, it's a duck",
"random message 101",
"what the fuck is a somoflange?",
"<a href=\"http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Kupo/5947\" target=\"blank\">go</a>",
"what?",
"test...oh wait",
"<a href=\"http://zyxzyxes.blogspot.com\" target=\"blank\">go</a>",
"in a consistant state of anger...always",
"sagat: tiger uppercut",
"sagat: tiger knee",
"sagat: tiger do-my-taxes",
"sagat: tiger take-a-nap",
"I AM A FUCKING LEGEND",
"fucking ending you on a daily basis",
"new improved fuck fuck fuck",
"duran duran duran duran",
"super gentendo",
"super keith richards 4d",
"more fucks?  NO PROBLEM!",
"if you need carpet and don't price bill's<br>you're making a BIG mistake",
"10 years + of fucking anger",
"kupo versus the known universe.. always."

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